New York's recent approval of same sex marriage has caused a sizable degree of hand-wringing among backers of "traditional" marriage, who fear that America will soon become a fire-ravaged wasteland of terror and misery. Former New York Giants wide receiver David Tyree, for one, stated that if same sex marriage is allowed, the state would be plunged into "anarchy."
We at GefilteBacon take the possibility of anarchy very seriously, as we have a very low tolerance for mass chaos.
Therefore, inspired by the new warning messages the FDA is requiring for cigarettes, we wish to propose that all newly married same sex couples be required to wear one of these warning signs so that the innocent non-gay married populace of America can be appropriately educated about the risks of sharing the same land mass with Mr. and Mr. Newlyweds.
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